I'm Katie, my url used to be joeyfatonesfineass, and i love green day, 1d, *nsync, the beatles, the monkees, and btr

also I love Jesse Eisenberg and Andrew Garfield

Oh and Supernatural and Sherlock

that's it for now ok
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duloxetine:

I wonder how it feels to be hot

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

takohai:

mishion-possible:

lamdiel:

I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??

rockmanzx:

for every 10 followers I get I will shove an entire Sony Playstation 3™ Video Game System up my ass.

terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

(Source: terufrying)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police